I never thought you could bruise your boob, but I just might have accomplished that this morning. I got into a fight on my run.
Pete was being a pistol and I had to drag him along. Then the sidewalk didn't want us there so it jumped up and bit my ankles.
It was a slow motion fall... I thought there was a chance I could've caught myself.
Shin, knee, hip, boob, shoulder, head... boom boom boom. Somehow my hat ended up crooked and I have a grass stain on my shoulder. However I didn't land in the grass - just on the sidewalk... Not quite sure how it happened.
Gravity's a bitch.
And now, I might be too. Not a great start to a Friday.
Luckily - its only bound to improve.
Not that I'll be doing any bounding anytime soon...
8 hours ago