Maybe a Shamwow woulda helped

Ouch. Kids, don't try this at home.

BF's humidifier had some really nasty caked on funk so in the process of trying to scrape it out, I figure tossing on some bleach would kill whatever nastiness was in there.

If only I had his safety glasses on when I was 8 inches from the puddle of bleach....

Cue more tears and snot than I've produced in months.

Learn from me. Don't let this happen to you.